Below are the 4 most recent journal entries recorded in queen_jasmine's LiveJournal:

Wednesday, December 28th, 2005
9:21 am	meow (16 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, August 23rd, 2005
6:42 am	Sometimes I imagine my mother Laurie as a huge piece of Hearts of Palm. This leads to fantasies that I will have enough hearts of palm to eat for eternity. I then chomp on her finger, she says "ouch" and then realize.. Oh fuck, this is not a vegetable, this is a stupid human. Then I get pissed and decide to take it out on everyone by attacking them. I think that it is my right to do this. So there. Current Mood: bitchy (9 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, May 24th, 2005
10:35 am	Today is rainy, I cannot play in the yard :( I guess I will just have to sleep all day. The one thing that makes today a bit better is that medvssa drew a picture of me. It "almost" captures my beauty.. (oh and am in heat, so I am a bit "randy") Current Mood: bored (12 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, May 23rd, 2005
11:54 am	I rock, I rock, I rock. I love me. yeah. (44 Comments |Comment on this)