urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:queen_jasmine I rock queen_jasmine 2005-12-28T14:19:51Z urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:queen_jasmine:1294 2005-12-28T14:19:51Z 2005-12-28T14:19:51Z meow urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:queen_jasmine:1242 2005-08-23T10:43:30Z 2005-08-23T10:45:13Z Sometimes I imagine my mother Laurie as a huge piece of Hearts of Palm. <br /><br /><br />This leads to fantasies that I will have enough hearts of palm to eat for eternity.<br /><br />I then chomp on her finger, she says "ouch" and then realize.. Oh fuck, this is not a vegetable, this is a stupid human.<br /><br />Then I get pissed and decide to take it out on everyone by attacking them.<br /><br />I think that it is my right to do this. So there. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:queen_jasmine:822 2005-05-24T14:49:21Z 2005-05-24T14:51:42Z Today is rainy, I cannot play in the yard :(<br /><br />I guess I will just have to sleep all day.<br /><br />The one thing that makes today a bit better is that <span class='ljuser' lj:user='medvssa' style='white-space: nowrap;'><a href='http://medvssa.livejournal.com/profile'><img src='http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif' alt='[info]' width='17' height='17' style='vertical-align: bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;' /></a><a href='http://medvssa.livejournal.com/'><b>medvssa</b></a></span> drew a picture of me.<br /><br /><img src="http://www.todesbonden.net/jasmine1.jpg"><br /><br />It "almost" captures my beauty..<br /><br />(oh and am in heat, so I am a bit "randy") urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:queen_jasmine:575 2005-05-23T15:53:08Z 2005-05-23T15:53:08Z I rock, I rock, I rock.<br /><br />I love me.<br /><br />yeah.