A Queens Journal

Wed, 28 Dec 2005 14:19:51 GMT

meow

Tue, 23 Aug 2005 10:43:30 GMT

Sometimes I imagine my mother Laurie as a huge piece of Hearts of Palm.

This leads to fantasies that I will have enough hearts of palm to eat for eternity.

I then chomp on her finger, she says "ouch" and then realize.. Oh fuck, this is not a vegetable, this is a stupid human.

Then I get pissed and decide to take it out on everyone by attacking them.

I think that it is my right to do this. So there.

Tue, 24 May 2005 14:49:21 GMT

Today is rainy, I cannot play in the yard :(

I guess I will just have to sleep all day.

The one thing that makes today a bit better is that medvssa drew a picture of me.

It "almost" captures my beauty..

(oh and am in heat, so I am a bit "randy")

Mon, 23 May 2005 15:53:08 GMT

I rock, I rock, I rock.

I love me.

yeah.